Florida company has sold thousands of ‘alien abduction insurance’ policies and paid out on 1
Altamonte Springs, Fla. – For those looking to storm Area 51 in wake of the recent viral Facebook group attracting millions, there’s insurance for that. Specifically, an alien abduction insurance policy worth $10 million.
Mike St. Lawrence, who owns the Saint Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida says his agency offers limited or comprehensive alien abduction insurance, as well as reincarnation insurance, asteroid insurance and even insurance for anyone who storms Area 51 and doesn’t make it out alive.
As for the alien abduction insurance, anyone interested in the policy and concerned they might be taken on an intergalactic journey without their consent can pay a one-time fee of $24.95 for a paper copy mailed to them so you can frame and prove to your family that you actually have alien abduction insurance. A digital copy comes at a discount for only $19.95.
St. Lawrence has sold roughly 6,000 of these policies since he first created it in 1987, and while business has gone up following the viral Facebook event in which millions of people expressed interest in raiding the top-secret military base Area 51, St. Lawrence says the policy is only intended for someone with a sense of humor.
“I don’t want to try to rip somebody off,” said St. Lawrence.
Take The Texas I.Q. Test*
a) do you have a sense of humor?
b) do you take this coverage seriously?
c) were your parents related before they were married?
( if you answer yes more than once – you do not qualify)
Available Exclusively From
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360
Policy Homepage: https://ufo2001.com/
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